I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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