that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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