Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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