I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
