I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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