What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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