What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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