your parents love me but you hate me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
ok first of all what the fuck
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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