how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The best revenge is premature balding
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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