He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
