My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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