the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
