She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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