So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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