I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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