You smell like stripper and shame
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in