She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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