I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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