But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We're too hungover to prance.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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