I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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