My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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