i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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