so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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