Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
this will be a night to untag.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
send nudes
from the living room?
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