i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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