I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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