I just made out with a guy for $7.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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