it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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