i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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