ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
