i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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