Nicole vs. Life
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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