Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
4 words: hood of his car
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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