one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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