after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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