Don't you send me to vm
This is not my ceiling
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
