I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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