meet me or not, i'm out of control
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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