Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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