I wish I could punch you in the face.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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