Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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