You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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