your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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