I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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