im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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