put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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