Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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