are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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