3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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