i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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