I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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