What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I wish there were birth control emojis
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Let's get the cat blown out
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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