Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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