I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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