Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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