Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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