ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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